Keyword: Injuries

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.

(1973 – ) American comedian

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

In my time, I've had my knee out, broken my collarbone, had my nose smashed, a rib broken, lost a few teeth, and ricked my back; but as soon as I get a bit of bad luck I'm going to quit the game.

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Canadian hockey coach

Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.

English football player & analyst

I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important – like a league game or something.

professional football player

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Injuries above the neck don’t count.

Australian football coach

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

Canadian hockey player

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

Canadian hockey goaltender

And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury.

English rugby player & commentator

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls… I stepped on a rake.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

Bill Walton is incredible; if you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.

American basketball coach