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Invitations
Never say ‘yes’ to any invitation three months away that you would be dreading if it were tomorrow.
The Rule of Invitations
Murphy’s Laws
Invitations
No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.
Clark's First Law of Relativity
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Invitations
Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your
presents
at the marriage of their daughter…
Anonymous
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Invitations
Presence
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
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Invitations
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent invitation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Invitations