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Ironing
You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Meryl Streep
(1949 – ) American actress
Activities
Housework
Ironing
Spoiled
The man has not been born for whom I will iron a shirt.
Kate O'Mara
(1939 – ) English actress
Activities
Housework
Men
Ironing
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Housework
Work
Ironing
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Time
Work
Ironing
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities
Housework
Ironing
I’m eighteen years behind on my ironing.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities
Housework
Ironing
All the rudiments of success in life can be found in ironing a pair of trousers.
Chris Eubank
British boxing champion
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Life
Success
Ironing