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Irony
The >ironing is delicious.
Bart Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Nancy Cartwright)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irony
Irony is when you buy a suit with two pairs of pants, and then burn a hole in the coat.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Situations
Irony
Doug probably fell while he was looking for a place to jump.
Harold Ramis
(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
Situations
Irony
On the death [by accidental fall] of friend Douglas Kenney
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Anonymous
Communication
Family
Language
Mothers
Irony
Son-of-a-bitch
Definition of irony: Sharon Osborne judging talent
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Insults
Irony
Sharon Osborne
We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out f**king albums.
Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
Life
Irony
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein
(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Characteristics
Death
Life
Irony
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.
Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
People
Irony
Pro-life