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Italy
Let’s be frank, the Italians’ technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven.
Bill Bryson
American author
Places
Italy
Just been with my girlfriend to a nice little place run by some Italians… it was Italy.
Stewart Lee
(1968 – ) English comedian, writer, director & musician
Places
Italy
A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations – but they all will console themselves with another man.
Charles Boyer
(1899 – 1978) French actor
England
People
Places
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France
Italy
The average Italian…. is a cowardly baritone who consumes 78.3 kilometers of carbohydrates a month and drives about in a car slightly smaller than he is, looking for a divorce.
Alan Coren
(1938 – 2007) British writer
People
Places
Italy
I couldn't settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush
Welsh football player
Misspokements
Places
Italy
There is, in fact, no law or government at all [in Italy]; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Places
Italy
In Milan, traffic lights are instructions; in Rome, they are suggestions; in Naples, they are Christmas decorations.
Antonio Martino
(1942 – ) Italian politician
Places
Italy
traffic lights