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Jealousy
Bud, don't be jealous, you're both of our children. It's just that Kelly's our favorite now.
Katey Sagal
(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
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As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”
Jealousy
My wife gets so jealous; she came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.
Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
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I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.
Zach Braff
(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
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Jealousy
Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
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Jealousy
I have never been jealous; not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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Jealousy
Jealousy: The tribute mediocrity pays to genius.
Anonymous
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Jealousy