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Joan Crawford
Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
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Joan Crawford
I never go out unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star; if you want to see the girl next door, go next door.
Joan Crawford
(1905 – 1977) American actress
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Joan Crawford
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
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Joan Crawford