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Jobs ends up being a fairly honest, only mildly bombastic look at the life of a man who was very, very complicated – which is code for ‘a complete a-hole.’
Devin Faraci
film critic
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Jobs
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry Truman
(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Work
Depression
Jobs
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. – unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino
(1928 – ) American R&B and rock & roll singer-songwriter
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In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease; it gets replaced.
Miller's Maxim
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A trade unionist is someone who hates his job and is afraid someone will take it from him.
Richard Needham
(1942 – ) British politician
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Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.
Moer's Truism
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
Wanda Sykes
(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
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