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Jonathan Wright
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most embarrassment will be the one to
Wright's Coronary
Emotions
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Embarrassment
Jonathan Wright
Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when
both
hands are in use.
Wright on Flying Insects
Animals
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Insects
Jonathan Wright
Everything
is just out of reach.
Wright's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Distance
Jonathan Wright
Proximity
It’s the wrong size.
Wright’s Observation of Spacial Relativity
Murphy’s Laws
Jonathan Wright
Size
If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.
Wright’s Unified Theory of LIfe
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Jonathan Wright
Nothing is easy.
Wright’s Constant
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Jonathan Wright