Keyword: Juries

A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.

(1820 – 1903) English philosopher

Jury: Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

(1927 – ) American comedian

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

American stand-up comedian, television writer & actor

Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I was married by a judge… I should have asked for a jury.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.

(1943 – ) American television journalist & author

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don’t know anything and can’t read.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist