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Keys
I once locked my keys out of my car… I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
Anonymous
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They have keys to my house, which is – that’s a mistake… cause they’re supposed to be emergency keys, and their idea of an emergency is to come in and leave me apple juice.
Kathy Griffin
(1960 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & media personality
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When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.
Von Fumbles Law
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I locked my keys in the car the other day…. but it was alright, I was still inside.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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