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Kidnapped
When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action… they rented out my room.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Kidnapped
I wouldn’t kidnap a man for sex, but I’m not saying I couldn’t use someone to oil the mower.
Victoria Wood
(1953 – 2016) British comedian, actress, singer & screenwriter
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Kidnapped
Lawnmowers
I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father; he said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Proof
The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, “We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Kidnapped