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Kittens
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old boy.
Carl Van Vechten
(1880 – 1964) American writer & photographer
Animals
Cats
Kittens
A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Animals
Cats
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Kittens
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals
Cats
Kittens
Yarn
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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