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Keyword:
Knowledge
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Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge… others only gargle.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Education
Knowledge
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Intelligence
Knowledge
The less a person knows, the more he wants to tell it.
Anonymous
Fools
Intelligence
Knowledge
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
America
Intelligence
People
Blood
Knowledge
The Beverly Hillbillies
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education
Fools
Intelligence
Wisdom
Knowledge
Education is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.
Utvich's Observation
Education
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
What you don't know would make a good book.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Insults
Intelligence
Knowledge
Well, um, you know, something’s neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I suppose, as Shakespeare said.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Beliefs
Misspokements
Knowledge
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Weber's Definition
Murphy’s Laws
Experts
Knowledge
An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.
Van Oech's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Experts
Knowledge
I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie
(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Age
Education
Intelligence
Young
(also Mark Twain)
Knowledge
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Knowledge
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