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Keyword:
Knowledge
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education
Fools
Intelligence
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Knowledge
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Intelligence
Knowledge
An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.
Van Oech's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Experts
Knowledge
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Experts
Knowledge
What I'm suggesting to you is, if you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico, therefore, you know, you're not capable of what you do.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Capabilities
Knowledge
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
Johnson's Corollary
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
Organizations
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Weber's Definition
Murphy’s Laws
Experts
Knowledge
… the less a man knows, the more sure it is that he knows everything.
Joyce Cary
(1888 – 1957) English writer
Beliefs
Intelligence
People
Knowledge
I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie
(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Age
Education
Intelligence
Young
(also Mark Twain)
Knowledge
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
Anonymous
Education
Insults
Knowledge
What you don't know will always hurt you.
First Law of Blissful Ignorance
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
I can't answer that – it's out of my water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Knowledge
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