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Knowledge
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Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Law of Logical Argument
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
Knowledge
It is a secret in the Oxford sense; you may tell it to only one person at a time.
Oliver Franks
(1905 – 1992) English civil servant & philosopher
Beliefs
Knowledge
Secrets
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Intelligence
Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.
Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
Intelligence
Knowledge
I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie
(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Age
Education
Intelligence
Young
(also Mark Twain)
Knowledge
Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.
David Guaspari
(1948 – ) American writer & mathematician
Education
Intelligence
Information
Knowledge
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Knowledge
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler
(1862 – 1947) American educator
Intelligence
Experts
Knowledge
I can't answer that – it's out of my water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Knowledge
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs
Definitions
Faith
Knowledge
Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.
Rudnicki's Nobel Principle
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Understanding
Explanation
Knowledge
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