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Keyword:
Knowledge
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Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge… others only gargle.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Education
Knowledge
… the less a man knows, the more sure it is that he knows everything.
Joyce Cary
(1888 – 1957) English writer
Beliefs
Intelligence
People
Knowledge
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Intelligence
Knowledge
If you know you don't know much, you are smarter than most people.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Knowledge
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
Johnson's Corollary
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
Organizations
Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.
Rudnicki's Nobel Principle
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Understanding
Explanation
Knowledge
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.
Stephen Hawking
(1942 – 2018) English physicist
Intelligence
Ignorance
Knowledge
I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie
(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Age
Education
Intelligence
Young
(also Mark Twain)
Knowledge
Well, um, you know, something’s neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I suppose, as Shakespeare said.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Beliefs
Misspokements
Knowledge
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
America
Intelligence
People
Blood
Knowledge
The Beverly Hillbillies
The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.
Donsen's Law
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
Generalists
Knowledge
Specialists
The less a person knows, the more he wants to tell it.
Anonymous
Fools
Intelligence
Knowledge
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