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Knowledge
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What you don't know will always hurt you.
First Law of Blissful Ignorance
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
If you know you don't know much, you are smarter than most people.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Knowledge
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Intelligence
Knowledge
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge… others only gargle.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Education
Knowledge
Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.
Rudnicki's Nobel Principle
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Understanding
Explanation
Knowledge
It is a secret in the Oxford sense; you may tell it to only one person at a time.
Oliver Franks
(1905 – 1992) English civil servant & philosopher
Beliefs
Knowledge
Secrets
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
America
Intelligence
People
Blood
Knowledge
The Beverly Hillbillies
What I'm suggesting to you is, if you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico, therefore, you know, you're not capable of what you do.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Capabilities
Knowledge
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.
Stephen Hawking
(1942 – 2018) English physicist
Intelligence
Ignorance
Knowledge
What you don't know would make a good book.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Insults
Intelligence
Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.
Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
Intelligence
Knowledge
Well, um, you know, something’s neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I suppose, as Shakespeare said.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Beliefs
Misspokements
Knowledge
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