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Larry Holmes
If Larry Holmes is the people's champion, then asparagus is the people's vegetable.
Bernia Linicome
sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes
I wasn't talking to Holmes in there; every time I felt like saying something to him I found it hard because he kept putting his left hand in my mouth.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes
Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him
Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes