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Latin
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Heinrich Heine
(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Communication
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Latin
Romans
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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Latin America
Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, et al.
Headline
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Teaching Latin to someone like me in high school was somewhat like trying to teach a pig to dance; it’s a waste of the teacher’s time and it irritates the pig.
Fred Thompson
U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor
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Latin
Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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Latin