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Laundry
An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Clothing
Government
Taxes
Laundry
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
Zach Galifianakis
(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Housework
Work
Laundry
Sneakers
If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.
Clive’s Rebuttal to Walker’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
Laundry
It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Salvador Dali
(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Emotions
Housework
Love
Laundry
From time to time, my mother puts on her wedding dress; not because she’s sentimental, she just gets really far behind on her laundry.
Brian Kiley
comedian
Family
Mothers
Laundry
Wedding dress
There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.
Walker’s Law of the Household
Housework
Murphy’s Laws
Laundry