Keyword: Laziness

Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

Characteristics Definitions

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Eating Food/Drink

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics Situations

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Things

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Miscellaneous

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Activities Characteristics

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money Things

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Miscellaneous

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Characteristics

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

He’s got molasses in his britches.

Miscellaneous

Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics Exercise Work

Like a bump on a log

Miscellaneous

Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.


Dating People Relationships

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

Miscellaneous