Keyword: Laziness

I’m too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

professional baseball player
Baseball Characteristics Sports Work

He’s got molasses in his britches.

Miscellaneous

You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment Television

When I was a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Characteristics

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money Things

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Characteristics

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics Situations

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Miscellaneous

I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Husbands Marriage

Like a bump on a log

Miscellaneous

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

New Zealand writer
Definitions

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Activities Characteristics

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Miscellaneous

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

Miscellaneous

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Time

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Things

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

I was born lazy; I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Work

Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

Characteristics Definitions

Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics Exercise Work