Keyword: Laziness (Page 2)

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Things

When I was a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Characteristics

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

Miscellaneous

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money Things

Yeah, I'm kind of lazy… I'm dating a pregnant woman.


Dating People Relationships

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics Situations