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Lending
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folk have lent me.
Anatole France
(1844 – 1924) French novelist
Books
Communication
Lending
It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
Philip Gibbs
(1877 – 1962) English journalist, novelist & reporter
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Lending
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Arthur Miller
(1915 – 2005) playwright & essayist
Money
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Lending
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Anonymous
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Money
People
Lending
No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.
Fourteenth Corollary of Atwood's General Law of Dynamic Negative
Books
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Lending