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Letters
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading it.
First Law of Office Murphology
Communication
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Letters
I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn’t send one.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Letters
Reply
The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.
Arthur's Second Law of Love
Fools
Love
Murphy’s Laws
Attraction
Letters
When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Family
Parents
Reading/Writing
School
Going away party
Letters
When a letter simply addressed to "Duffy the Dope" was delivered to me, I knew it was time to retire.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Communication
People
Self
Work
Letters
Retirement
You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.
Howden's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Letters
Mailboxes
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death
Approval
Funerals
Letters
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.
Law of the Letter
Communication
Ideas
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Murphy’s Laws
Letters