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Liars
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
We have in England a curious belief in first-rate people, meaning all the people we do not know; and this consoles us for the undeniable second-rateness of the people we do know.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Characteristics
England
People
Places
Liars
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
America
Golf
Government
People
Sports
Taxes
Liars
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.
Tommy Bolt
(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer
Beliefs
Golf
Honesty
Lies
Sports
Liars
A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Gold mine
Liars
There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.
Kevin Bacon
(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Characteristics
Honesty
Success
Actors
Celebrity
Fame
Liars
A liar should have a good memory.
Quintilian's Law
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
People
Liars
He called Bill Smith a liar
Epitaph
Epitaphs
Cripple Creek Colorado
Liars
He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Insults
Cheat
Liars
Not to be trusted