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Liars
He called Bill Smith a liar
Epitaph
Epitaphs
Cripple Creek Colorado
Liars
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.
Anonymous
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The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.
Tommy Bolt
(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer
Beliefs
Golf
Honesty
Lies
Sports
Liars
A liar should have a good memory.
Quintilian's Law
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
People
Liars
A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Gold mine
Liars
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
We have in England a curious belief in first-rate people, meaning all the people we do not know; and this consoles us for the undeniable second-rateness of the people we do know.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Characteristics
England
People
Places
Liars
There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.
Kevin Bacon
(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Characteristics
Honesty
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Actors
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Liars
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
America
Golf
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People
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Taxes
Liars