Keyword: Liars

He called Bill Smith a liar

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer

A liar should have a good memory.

A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

We have in England a curious belief in first-rate people, meaning all the people we do not know; and this consoles us for the undeniable second-rateness of the people we do know.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator