Keyword: Liberals

A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks.

(1966 – ) entrepreneur, founder of Wikipedia

Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.

(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

(1907 – ) French-born American historian of ideas & culture

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.

(1931 – ) American author & journalist

A liberal’s generosity is only limited by your income.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer

A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money.

(1934 – 2014) African-American writer

1. In dealing with their “own” problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives 2. In dealing with “other” people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.

What a liberal wants is to bring about change which will not in any way endanger his position.

(1941 – 1998) Trinidadian-American and prominent figure in the Civil Rights Movement

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions; conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor