Keyword: Liberals

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

A liberal’s generosity is only limited by your income.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

(1907 – ) French-born American historian of ideas & culture

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer

Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks.

(1966 – ) entrepreneur, founder of Wikipedia

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.

(1931 – ) American author & journalist

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions; conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.

(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor

What a liberal wants is to bring about change which will not in any way endanger his position.

(1941 – 1998) Trinidadian-American and prominent figure in the Civil Rights Movement

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money.

(1934 – 2014) African-American writer

1. In dealing with their “own” problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives 2. In dealing with “other” people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.