Keyword: Libraries

I came from a real tough neighborhood; in the library the sign says “Shut the f**k up!”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Places

Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Books Communication Reviews/Criticism

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Education School

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library

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