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Libraries
I came from a real tough neighborhood; in the library the sign says “
Shut the f**k up!”
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Places
Libraries
Neighborhood
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Books
Communication
Reviews/Criticism
Jane Austen
Libraries
If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.
Judith Martin
(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Education
School
Libraries
Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library
Mesa Tribune
Headlines
After the book “SEX” by Madonna was released
Libraries
The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
Hansen's Library Axiom
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Libraries
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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
London's Law of Libraries
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Communication
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