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Keyword:
Lines
The other line moves faster.
Etorre's Observation
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Shopping
Lines
No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.
Heid's Law of Lines
Murphy’s Laws
Lines
The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.
Queue Principal
Murphy’s Laws
Lines
(Starbucks) doesn't have a slogan yet, so I thought of one for them: “It's really expensive, but the line is long.”
Karen Bergreen
comedian & author
Money
Lines
Starbucks
1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.
Sam's Axioms
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Lines