Keyword: Lines

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.

Murphy’s Laws

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

(Starbucks) doesn't have a slogan yet, so I thought of one for them: “It's really expensive, but the line is long.”

comedian & author
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