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Lips
Her lips were saying no, but her eyes were saying, “read my lips.”
David Hyde Pierce
(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Niles Crane in “Frasier”
Lips
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance
Body
Lips
Lipstick
He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now.
Anonymous
Situations
Kissing
Lips
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Anonymous
Activities
Kissing
Lips
Smiling
There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.
Felicity Kendall
(1946 – ) English actress
Characteristics
Government
Honesty
Politicians
Truth
Lips