Keyword: Listening

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

You sit there and you talk about yourself for an hour straight, and the other person listens to everything you say; it's like I'm the guy on a date.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

When you talk to him, he looks at you and grins and grins and nods and nods and appears to be the world's best listener, until you realize he is not listening at all.

(1933 – ) television & radio host

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If you lend someone an ear, don’t expect to be repaid with interest.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No man ever listened himself out of a job.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

The opposite of talking isn't listening; the opposite of talking is waiting.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist