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Keyword: Listening (Page 2)

You sit there and you talk about yourself for an hour straight, and the other person listens to everything you say; it's like I'm the guy on a date.

Caroline Rhea
(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host
People Self Listening Therapy

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Homer Simpson
cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech Listening

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Anonymous
Characteristics Communication Lies Listening

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Life Music Situations Brahms Requiem Demands Experiences Listening

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Anonymous
Communication Mistakes Problems Listening

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Brendan Francis Behan
(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright
Communication Emotions Love Speech Listening

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Communication Health Speech Listening Sore throat
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