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Jack Lemmon In…
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Actor Jack Lemmon
Los Angeles
L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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Jack Nicholson
Los Angeles
Restaurants
Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood
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Los Angeles
Go away – I’m asleep.
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Actress Joan Hackett
Los Angeles
If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?
Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
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Los Angeles
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