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Losers
‘Employee of the month’ is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Work
Losers
Winners
Winners tell funny stories; losers holler "Deal!"
Beach's Postulate
Murphy’s Laws
People
Losers
Winners
These are the days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.
Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Situations
Time
Day
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Losers
Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.
Las Vegas Law
Murphy’s Laws
Betting
Losers
Luck
Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Losers
In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Failure
People
Success
Losers
Winners