Keyword: Lost

The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it."

Murphy’s Laws

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Murphy’s Laws Things

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Money Murphy’s Laws Things

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Individuals

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house; well, I was lost but now I live here – I have severely improved my predicament!

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

Science/Weather Situations

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

Miscellaneous

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.


Science/Weather

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house; “Well, I was lost but now I live here!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations