Keyword: Lovers

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Husbands Marriage Sex

Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Husbands Marriage Wives

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
People Self Sex

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

writer, website creator
Sex

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

(1926 – 1999) actor, comedian & female impersonator
Food/Drink People

Hay smells different to lovers and horses.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Situations

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator
Friends Old People

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
People Sex