Keyword: Luck

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

Luck: The thing that draws us for jury duty, but never for the lottery.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Luck: An explanation for the other fellows’ success.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

(1921 – 2006) Polish science fiction author

We haven't had the rub of the dice.

English football player & manager

When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

(1930 – ) American football player & coach

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.

For every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck, somewhere in this world there’s a barefoot horse.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.

I’m not a believer in luck… but I do believe you need it.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck and since the first two are a function of the third, it’s pretty much all luck.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

(1935 – ) South African professional golfer