Keyword: Mail

It arrived by first-class mail in second-class condition.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Situations

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Post Office: U.S. Snail.

Communication Definitions

All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

Murphy’s Laws