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Manners
Manners: Noises you don’t make when eating soup.
Anonymous
Definitions
Manners
Good Breeding: That quality that enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence while the loudmouth gets the service.
Anonymous
Definitions
Good Breeding
Manners
Brat: A child who displays his pest manners.
Anonymous
Definitions
Brat
Manners
Etiquette: Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.
Anonymous
Definitions
Etiquette
Manners
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else; the same with good manners.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Autos
New York City
Places
Things
Manners
Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Characteristics
Lies
Good
Manners
Politeness
Etiquette: The noise you don’t make while eating soup.
Anonymous
Definitions
Etiquette
Manners
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Manners
Reflexes
There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
Scott's Second Law of Parties
Murphy’s Laws
Manners
Reflexes
Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes
Manners
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Family
Good Breeding
Manners
The Japanese have perfected good manners and made them indistinguishable from rudeness.
Paul Theroux
(1941 – ) novelist
Characteristics
Places
Japan
Manners
Rudeness
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Bennett Cerf
(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Characteristics
Manners
There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
Scott's Second Law of Parties
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Behavior
Manners
Reflexes