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Maps
All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Maps
A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.
Parson's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Maps
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
Grandma Soderquist's Second Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Maps
Men can read maps better than women… cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
Roseanne Barr
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Men
People
Women
Maps
Size
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house – then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to; but first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so that it will not fall off the wall.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations
Maps
I have a map of the United States… actual size.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
America
Places
Things
Maps
Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.
Slim’s Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Field Marshal Viscount Slim
Maps
Maps: The shorthand of geography.
Anonymous
Definitions
Maps