Keyword: Maps

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Maps: The shorthand of geography.

Definitions

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Military Murphy’s Laws

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house – then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to; but first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so that it will not fall off the wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Situations

I have a map of the United States… actual size.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
America Places Things

A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Men can read maps better than women… cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Men People Women