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Marijuana
A British newspaper published a photo of Michael Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe; Phelps says he only took one hit, but he held it for three minutes.
Steve Maxwell
(1952 – ) American fitness coach & educator
Activities
Drugs
Marijuana
Michael Phelps
Follow seven beers with a couple of Scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own.
Harry Secombe
(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer
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Marijuana
Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers; it's too good for them.
Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
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People
Marijuana
Teenagers
I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.
Arj Barker
(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Marijuana