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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

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Meetings are a great trap; however, they are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.

John Kenneth Galbraith

(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist

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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Gourd's Axiom

Murphy’s Laws Time Meetings

The only important result of a meeting is agreement about next steps.

Wolf's Law of Meetings

Murphy’s Laws Meetings

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Parson's Third Law

Murphy’s Laws Time Agendas Meetings

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

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He who shouts loudest has the floor.

Swipple's Rule of Order

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The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

Shanahan's Law

Murphy’s Laws Meetings

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

McKernan's Maxim

Murphy’s Laws Meetings

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

McLaughlin's Law (see Parson's Third Law)

Murphy’s Laws Time Meetings

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

George Will

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

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If you have enough meetings over a long enough period of time, the meetings become more important than the problem the meetings were intended to solve.

Hendrickson’s Law

Murphy’s Laws (E. R. Hendrickson) Meetings

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Kirkland's Law

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A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Parker's Rule of Parliamentary Procedure

Murphy’s Laws Meetings

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Ashleigh Brilliant

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

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Keyword: Meetings

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

Meetings are a great trap; however, they are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

The only important result of a meeting is agreement about next steps.

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

If you have enough meetings over a long enough period of time, the meetings become more important than the problem the meetings were intended to solve.

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.