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Memoirs
He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.
Torvald Gahlin
(1910 – 2006) Swedish cartoonist
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I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.
David Ben-Gurion
(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister
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