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Keyword: Michael Jordan

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan; of course, he would have been only 12 years old.

Jerry Sloan
American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports Michael Jordan

You don't hesitate with Michael, or you'll end up on some poster in a gift shop someplace.

Felten Spencer
American basketball player
Basketball Sports Michael Jordan

Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.

John Paxson
American basketball player
Basketball Sports Magic Johnson Michael Jordan

There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics; Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Basketball Government Politics Sports Michael Jordan













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