Keyword: Middle age

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

American entrepreneur & author

Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"

(1917 –1986) American journalist