Keyword: Middle age

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning; old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"

(1917 –1986) American journalist

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it.