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Middle age
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There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”
Red Skelton
(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Age
Old
Young
Middle age
Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Wives
Middle age
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
E. Joseph Cossman
American entrepreneur & author
Age
Middle age
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age
Middle age
Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"
Sydney J. Harris
(1917 –1986) American journalist
Age
Middle age
We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Age
Life
Middle age
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