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Middle age
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning; old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age
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Middle age
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
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Health
Middle age
There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”
Red Skelton
(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
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Middle age
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
William Feather
(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
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Middle age
Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.
Anonymous
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Middle age
We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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