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Mike Tyson
If Mike Tyson gets any better, he’ll be hitting Lou Rawls while he sings the National Anthem.
Arsenio Hall
American television personality
Boxing
Sports
Mike Tyson
Everything Tyson's got has 'goodnight' written on it.
Mills Lane
American boxing referee
Boxing
Sports
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson's not all that bad. If you dig deep … dig real deep, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, deep, deep, go all the way to China … I'm sure, you'll find there's a nice guy in there.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Mike Tyson
When Mike Tyson gets mad, you don't need a referee, you need a priest.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
Mike Tyson
Before the first Tyson fight, Frank Bruno figures to be the biggest British disaster since the Titanic. Las Vegas will bet you even money Bruno doesn't last the first round. He's 7-1 to lose, 6-1 to get knocked out, he's probably 7-5 to get killed.
Jim Murray
(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
Frank Bruno
Mike Tyson
Tyson fights like you stole something from him or said something nasty about his family.
Mike Acri
boxing promoter
Boxing
Sports
Mike Tyson
Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
David Brenner
(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author
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Mike Tyson