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Millionaires
If an unmarried woman loses her equilibrium, she should try to fall on a millionaire.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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On the NBA All-Star Game
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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