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Motivation
I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes
Donuts
Motivation
Motivation is simple — you eliminate those who are not motivated.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Motivation
If [an actor] says, 'But what's my motivation?… 'I say, 'Your salary.'
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Acting
Entertainment
Money
Motivation
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright… to free his hands for masturbation.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Sex
Hands
Masturbation
Motivation
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Characteristics
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Work
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Motivation