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Naps
I never drink coffee at lunch, I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Food/Drink
Situations
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Coffee
Naps
I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time
Yogi-isms
Naps
Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.
Anonymous
Situations
Sleep
Naps
Worries
No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.
Carrie Snow
(1953 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
Life
Situations
Naps
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
Murphy's Eighth Military Law
Military
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Naps
Officers
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.
Chico Resch
(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Hockey
Sports
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Naps