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National debt
Let the kids pay it – they still owe us rent and gas money.
Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
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National debt
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing – and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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Money
Alexander Hamilton
Debt
National debt
U.S. Treasury
My plan reduces the national debt, and fast; so fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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National debt
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.
Herbert Hoover
(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
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National debt