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Nature
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Places
Nature
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Places
Nature
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy’s Third Corollary
Murphy’s Laws
(also Benedict's Principle)
Nature
I’ve always been bad at spelling – not sure whether it’s nature or nurture.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Nature
Nurture
Spelling
Death is nature’s way of saying “Howdy.”
Anonymous
Death
Nature
Nature abhors people.
Thine's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Nature
Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.
Anne Gibbons
American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
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Nature
Vacuum cleaners