Keyword: Neighbors

These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there're more hoods than neighbors!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife unless she's a beauty.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.

Neighbors: People who live near you, who are never around when you need to borrow power tools or jumper cables, but who are everywhere when you are having a heated argument with your spouse.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood.

(1867 – 1952) American actress

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Love thy neighbor… but don't pull down your hedge.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

The only people who listen to both sides of a family quarrel are the next-door neighbors.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Neighbors: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument.

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter