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Nervous
I'm a nervous basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Nervous
Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Tense
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fear
Nervous
Pitching
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off; I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Alcohol
Golf
Sports
Masters
Nervous
I’m jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Rue McClanahan
(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Blanche Devereaux in “The Golden Girls”
Nervous
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Shaking
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions